What's a JORT?

Ahhh...I thought you'd never ask.

Okay, well you didn't ask. But I know you're thinking it!

I could tell you what a JORT is...but what fun would that be?

I'll take random guesses. Go ahead, comment me. What do you think a JORT is?

For those who read my writer's blog, no telling!!

And when you've exhausted every possible answer, find out what a JORT is in the excerpt from SO NOT THE DRAMA.