Bad Dreamz

On behalf of Dreamz, on Survivor, I'd like to apologize to cheer coaches world over. He is making us look dumb as dirt!

Dreamz has never been the sharpest tool in the shed. He'll likely go down in Survivor history for having as "colorful" a vocabulary as Jade on America's Next Top Model. Who can forget when he said, "See no one else made a Sherlingua, Shaliqua... Sherlinda."

And no I did not make that quote up.

The word he was so bravely striving for, was "soliloqy."

Vocabulary isn't his only challenge. He seems unable to truly meld with anyone. When he'd finally found a group to call home, they dogged him by waiting too long to let him in on their immunity idol secret.

In his defense, that caused some trust issues. And rightfully so. But, then Dreamz proved them right by blabbing the secret to everyone and ping ponging back and forth between alliances.

His second alliance dogged him, as well, leading him to believe they were voting one way when they were actually going to go another.

Now he's ass out of alliances (I assume) since it's pretty obvious to his original alliance that he back stabbed them.

Dreamz exhausts me.

He's honest to a fault, which only has room in Survivor if you're a truly cunning player.

He isn't.

And in trying to play two alliances, he managed only to prove he's not savvy enough to be a true swing vote.

Bone headed play, Dreamz.

The first rule in being sneaky is to not be so obvious that you're trying to be sneaky.

Geez!