Hill-y Terrain
Confession: I'm obsessed with The Hills!
I'm way too invested (emotionally) in this show. How do I know? Because tonight I was so pissed at that skank Heidi that I wanted to jump through the TV and snatch her bald. Not to mention Lauren's "best friend," Jen.
Man, are all the girls in the O.C. this backstabbing, manipulative and bitchy?
Yeah, yeah editing, blah, blah. These girls on The Hills are crazy evil, editing or no. And it is the most delicious half-hour on television.
I never watched The O.C. so I have no idea what "character" Lauren (formerly L.C.) played on that show. But on The Hills, she's the perpetually crapped on sweet girl. Her choice in friends, and apparently men, is so bad that instead of feeling like wanting to shake some sense into her you really just want to pimp slap her simple-minded, insensitive clique...at least some of them.
One day, these young ladies will have families and think back on this time in their lives as a cringe-inducing learning experience.
Some of the lessons (I hope) they've learned are:
* Maintain dignity at all times when a camera is in your grille. Crying hysterically over a "break up" only to later crawl right back up your boyfriend's butt is not a good look.
* Guys with frosted tips are the devil.
*Be a lot more discrete about "secret" conversations while on camera if you plan to, later, lie to your BFF's face.
* Cute guys named Brody are the devil's assistant.
* Diamond's are a girl's best friend but other girls may not necessarily be
* When a BFF stabs you in the back, feel free to de-gift her of aforementioned diamonds (IMMEDIATELY)
But until they reach the ripe old age of 30, they're fodder for our amusement. If you love drama (even if you're afraid to admit it) you've got to watch this show. It has some to spare.
I'm way too invested (emotionally) in this show. How do I know? Because tonight I was so pissed at that skank Heidi that I wanted to jump through the TV and snatch her bald. Not to mention Lauren's "best friend," Jen.
Man, are all the girls in the O.C. this backstabbing, manipulative and bitchy?
Yeah, yeah editing, blah, blah. These girls on The Hills are crazy evil, editing or no. And it is the most delicious half-hour on television.
I never watched The O.C. so I have no idea what "character" Lauren (formerly L.C.) played on that show. But on The Hills, she's the perpetually crapped on sweet girl. Her choice in friends, and apparently men, is so bad that instead of feeling like wanting to shake some sense into her you really just want to pimp slap her simple-minded, insensitive clique...at least some of them.
One day, these young ladies will have families and think back on this time in their lives as a cringe-inducing learning experience.
Some of the lessons (I hope) they've learned are:
* Maintain dignity at all times when a camera is in your grille. Crying hysterically over a "break up" only to later crawl right back up your boyfriend's butt is not a good look.
* Guys with frosted tips are the devil.
*Be a lot more discrete about "secret" conversations while on camera if you plan to, later, lie to your BFF's face.
* Cute guys named Brody are the devil's assistant.
* Diamond's are a girl's best friend but other girls may not necessarily be
* When a BFF stabs you in the back, feel free to de-gift her of aforementioned diamonds (IMMEDIATELY)
But until they reach the ripe old age of 30, they're fodder for our amusement. If you love drama (even if you're afraid to admit it) you've got to watch this show. It has some to spare.
posted by Paula at 10:42 PM
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