Paula

Monday, September 17, 2007

No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent!

I confess, the above title has nothing to do with today's post. It was running through my mind last night, for no apparent reason (yes, my mind is a scary place) and I felt compelled to capture it.

I barely recall what that ep of What's Happening! was even about, except at some point, Roger and Rerun's neighbors protested and chanted, "No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent!" in a mock strike.

Welcome to my world, where random pop culture bites rule. Since you're here, stay awhile. Because today, I'm listing some things that amaze me:

* How much Jonny Fairplay (that dude from Survivor who lied about his grandmother dying to win a reward challenge. Pret-ty sneaky, sis) looks like an out-of-work 70's porn star.

* That I actually watch something on the Country Music Television channel (Ty Murray's Bull Riding Challenge and Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Tryouts - Making da' Team - like making da' band, only with no singing and less clothing).

* How flippin' old John Elway looks. Seriously, if that's what the altitude in Denver does to a person, I will not be visiting.

* Reggie Bush's pecs and six-pack. Yum! Please, please NFL, can he play without a shirt on?

* The career of Sherri Shepard. New permanent host on The View. Look, she could walk by you on the street and you likely wouldn't even recognize her. But this chick keeps a job and I ain't mad.

* The term "Reality TV Star." The world's going to hell for sure for allowing that little acting niche to flourish.

* My absolute fascination with trashy tv.

* How my youngest child will bypass the hubster in the kitchen, come upstairs to my office and ask for something to drink.

* How kids can be both genuinely naive yet quite savvy. You don't know whether to smack 'em upside the head or hug 'em.

* My inability to lose this extra 25 lbs I've carried since having my oldest 13 years ago! Oh, I've lost it before, but it keeps finding me.

* That I didn't gain any extra weight with my second child. Yay!

* Sixteen year old guys with grown men bodies. Mmm, mmm, mmm

* Thirty year old mean with a sixteen year old's maturity. ::sigh::

* That I'm not rich yet. What gives?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just thought of no roger no rerun no rent and googled it and you came up cheers :)

4:52 PM  

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